noun: someone hailing from, with deep respect and love for the city of Wichita, KS.

noun: a person who prepares and cooks food, esp. as a job or in a specified way.

noun: 1. a female child. 2. a young or relatively young woman.
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My favorite days are the ones where I make it a whole 12 hours without ever uttering a word.

No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
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Today Tim told me that I am the type of girl who would punch someone in the face before I kicked in the balls as fair warning, or something. I don’t know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult.